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feralfeline420: vex138: and stop viewing feminists as man haters! ambiacacia yessss I love the fact that “Stop telling me that my experiences are invalid” follows directly after “Stop using the term friendzoned” considering
The obvious joke here is that the watermelon is being voiced by a black man.
So nice to see you good to see youOr the Lars that leapt through homeworld
I found out that Nick openly admitted on the feeds to giving a guy a blowjob, so in honor of that Im reposting some Nick pics
Oh show, there must have been better ways of doing that.The first few minutes of this episode had me pretty worried. When I made the Valvrave comment last week, it was partly a joke, but it was still something I hoped that we’d be avoiding. (For the
I gonna tell you something that is gonna make you laugh.This is Nicolas Maduro, he is the president of Venezuela (my country) Maduro is like a version of Trump but, more, mooooore, waaaay more dumb.You see today, when he was giving a press conference&hell
miniar: lastqueenofmars: thefilmstage: The BFG (Steven Spielberg; 2016) Watch the first trailer. I keep thinking big fuckin giant BFG = Big Fucking Gun… I am confused. Its the Big Friendly Giant you sillies x3
pragmatic-supervillain: drowranger: ottenskjold: matthewsagan: tryin to write a joke that won’t offend anyone on tumblr this is the worst post ive ever seen if you have trouble making jokes that arent racist, homophobic, or misogynistic then
tomatomagica: sinnerforthewinner: skarchomp: yellow-no-asa: frog-and-toad-are-friends: How can anyone deny that Pharah isn’t straight when she’s got the Canon Bisexual Haircut Can the LGBT community back the hell off just a bit please? Like,
sexint: puublack: paper-mario-wiki: blogs that constantly and exclusively manufacture shitposts give me heartburn. like, if you want to reblog memes and jokes and whatever thats fine, but im talking about the people who are CONSTANTLY trying to become
drunkonschadenfreude:i love it when video games give me meaningful dialogue choices that are going to influence the story
afriendlyblackhottie:orchidvioletindigo:afriendlyblackhottie:I would ask everyone in the notes making “Just get married” jokes to pay attention to the fact that the person who tweeted this has a wheelchair emoji in their name and remember
findingfeather:kittydesade:deluxetrashqueen:Once again, Tumblr manages to succeed via just being honest with their users. I made a post back around April fool’s about the crabs being so popular because the joke was that every other website tries
explainingthejoke: zhanael: flavoracle: I’m dead. Of all the posts on this forsaken site, this is the one that killed me. Where’s the lie, though? The image reads: A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.
A man & a Giraffe walk into a bar, the Giraffe passes out & the man goes to leave. The bartender says “Are you going to leave that lying there?” And the man says “Thats not a lion, that’s a Giraffe!” :3
shego: people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
kfleminem: sinbadism: nintendofunclub: daily reminder to stop supporting stephen colbert wheres the joke? wheres the joke colbert This is the joke. The joke is that the Washington Redskins organization refuses to acknowledge that the term “Redskins”
diegoandor-deactivated20171220: I started a joke, which started the whole world crying. But I didn’t see that the joke was on me.
modern-day-sideshow: wearejohnlocked: captured-ghosts: How dare a woman use a relevant anatomically correct term in a debate about abortion! sometimes I struggle to believe that the usa is a real country and not an elaborate joke Sometimes we all
the new apartment is in a complex that’s not just a scummy new brunswick scumlord and they keep needing proof that I can pay for this apartment but hah hah hah the joke’s on all of us, because I’ve already had to dip into my savings
“hmmm maybe I’ll buy a lip scrub from Lush!” goes on their twitter and sees a ~rally complete with signs that say “LUSH <3s GAY PEOPLE” and a manip of Putin making out with another man “…nevermind”
nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear: A second ago I had to go to the bathroom, but I don’t think I need to pee anymore.
How can you sit there and eat pizza?Do references count as jokes? Because that’s what this is (to Silent Hill 2, for those unfamiliar with it). This was one of the first things I thought after watching the episode.
I just realized I should’ve photoshopped my icon on that Peridot gif for that post. I completely missed the opportunity to capitalize on the joke. I’m so disappointed in myself
peridoxic: elasticitymudflap: tbqh… to me the unnecessary fear-mongering that happens when a fandom pulls a bad, particularly harmless, joke is more annoying than the joke itself like yes, tell the people who participated how to right the wrong,
durianne: before opal shows up again (BADUM CSHHH thats the joke) i thought i’d do what design i’d give her with amethyst’s redesign if i was ever given the chance i always felt like her design was really pearl heavy so i tried to balance the two
gracekraft: The joke is that Pearl is a massive dork y’know, as soon as Pearl made that Lion joke in “Logdate 7 15 2″ I immediately remembered this old comic
jaredpadasexme: So basically a joke went completely over our heads because Jared didn’t make it obvious enough that the joke here was him being arrested for DRAG racing. Now chill. (x) (x) (x)
thefrenchwall: lohannahmontana: this pisses me off every time because the people do not understand that Marc Jacobs is funny and he was making a joke and now you are acting like you are the one making the joke in this situation oh my god Marc Jacobs
meester-pigvig:calico-goddess:valvesoftware:fuzzykitty01: I didn’t understand the joke until I learned Honey was Latina. That sentence makes me feel sad because she’s really not portrayed as Latina :/ would you prefer her to wear a sombrero and
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: sinbadism: invisibleblackunicorn: newtype-newhalf: invisibleblackunicorn: newtype-newhalf: sportywitch: kcdak: eouz: WHATEVER YOU DO DONT INVERT THE COLORS ON THIS PICTURE FUCK NO i dont know how to do that delete
alphamelociraptor: camibech: Please spread this. While it wasn’t the best place to make this reference, he wasn’t trying to be an asshole. okay, explaining the joke doesn’t make it okay. especially when the joke is punchline about a man dressing
thefilmjunkie: What is the punchline to the joke? It was revealed in Premiere Magazine that there was no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, “I made the joke up. My line when I fall into the room is, ‘Forgot my pencil,’ so we were trying to work
ikolism: hannibal kills and cooks a clown. halfway through dinner, he looks up, says “does this steak taste funny to you” he smirks. nobody gets the joke.
mid-daydelusions: gregwuzhere: mid-daydelusions: gold I had to remember she’s Jewish now before I understood it pretty sure the joke is actually that the new testament is just a bunch of noncanonical shit man made up because they dug ‘the word
nataliesama: arooooo: 1-800-hellyeah: did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground and for a few seconds youre like ok whats the joke and
prettybluescarf: jaredpadasexme: So basically a joke went completely over our heads because Jared didn’t make it obvious enough that the joke here was him being arrested for DRAG racing. Now chill. (x) (x) (x) Gotta say, it was scary to see how quickly
supersailormoonsays: thesanityclause: These are the jokes 100% accurate.
megaturds: nedroidcomics: emmyc: beatonna: Heyyy maybe you’ve seen that first picture being posted all over facebook? I know I have! I also know that the jokes were originally by Ben Kling, as you can see by following this link! There are
lauriejuspeczyk: If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.
so if i am a feedist and i like lifting weights, does that mean i could be forever bulking? man, i wonder what PRs i would hit, lol
just-shower-thoughts: Now that I’m older, I realize that the joke isn’t that Squidward hates his job, but that Spongebob loves it
onlyblackgirl: likeathunderbolt: viewsfromthe7even: onlyblackgirl: The white Spanish teacher this is so real Who’s going to tell the Americans that Spanish people are white Europeans? Who’s gone tell you that the joke went over your head?
I’m seriously gonna go back and do a compilation video of all the jokes that made me lose my shit bc there are a few that had me CACKLING…
cerebralzero: elpatron56: geejayeff: This US representative from the state of Texas is an asshole. “Idiots treat jokes about bad things with the same disgust that smart people treat the actual bad things that the jokes are satirising.” — Ricky
omg it’s so freaking weird when people who have nothing in common with my blog (according to what I find on theirs) like shit from my tumblr I’m like how the fuck did you find me anyway? AND YOU DON’T EVEN GET THE JOKES THAT THESE
genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
also i’ve noticed that the tough thing about my url is people automatically think of ‘bunny’ or think im a bunny, even though im not anymore haha the url kinda came up from an old fandom joke, its just that i couldn’t imagine
TFW you realized that The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy started off with Two kids stuck in limbo and cheated Death
cantabilechaos:Adventure Time was just like “here’s s fart joke, here’s a talking piece of candy, here’s an absolutely soul crushing scene where a woman realizes that the man who saved her from starvation and dangerous mutated humans in the aftermath
webabuser: I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE OVER 18K NOTES. WHAT THE HECK. IT’S A VOLLEYBALL WITH A SCARF LIKE WHERE IS THE JOKE. I hate this site
angrylolita: basedgosh: *pretends to understand the movie reference you just made* yeah, stay gold too, horse man…………………………whatever that means…………….
Thats The Joke
Kaley Cuoco Penny Big Boobs – The Big Bang Theory Oh yes, we watch the big bang theory for the jokes.
ahemyoure a good person XD thanks for the funnies happy llttt2k16 day bro (novazap) i didn’t listenlike fact that this joke made your day better??? it made you smile on a rough day?!?! idk man this entire comic is illegal.
y’know…i drew ilia too short in that last joke comic. i do not see her that short. that height difference is for weiss n blake…..ilia is at least blake’s height i feel.
maya suddenly speaking to claudine in french was the cutest yet THE funniest shit bc claudine’s reaction to it… all the jokes i see now abt how she could have said something embarrassing abt maya and maya would have understood it but didnt say
The sad thing about Book 2 being closer is that all the waiting jokes will end
You know that person that takes the joke too far?That’s me